What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:38

Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Goldfinger
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”